Darth Tony used his power (snicker) as Guidance Counsellor to change departmental results. A former Shammy Boy himself, his evil scheme was foiled by the organization he used to be a member of. Now, that he's joined forces with the Shammy Boys, he's the Principal of our fair school.
DONNY DANDY
Donny was used as a pawn by Darth Tony. He squealed under the Shammies intense interrogation techniques. This has lead to his nightmarish current teaching assignment.
SR. NANCY WALES
Sr. Nancy was caught selling hallway passes to the highest bidder. Also shown here is her cunning disguise as Gerard Landry. She'll be saying her prayers in the Drop-In Centre because of the Shammies' vigilance.
TERRIBLE TOBI
Tobi is one of Darth Tony's hired thugs. With speed and strength (and the uncanny ability to disappear) she is a very dangerous enemy.
TROUBLING THEA
While her name is cheesy, her powers to alter the size of a person's head are even more so. She also demonstrates an even more despicable power when she attacks Rob Shammy. The horror, the horror...
THE DRAGON
Did Darth Tony summon this fire-breathing menace or did it just appear on a day when it was -45 and windy outside? What will happen to the dragon after the Shammies are through with it? Will it continue to terrorize Yellowknife? No, really, I'm asking. What does happen to it?
KOREN
Oh you may think Art is a course for the meek and mild. But don't get the Art teachers mad or they take away the paint! Literally...
SKELETONS
Sure they're pretty skinny but they sure put that whole 90 pound weakling thing to the test.
