FRASER SHAMMY
While he often skips training practices to plan Super Soccer or to visit his mother-in-law, Fraser is the unspoken leader of the Shammy Boys with his team-first attitude.
CRAIG SHAMMY
Craig is the hardest working and most talented Shammy.  He's also the only one who really understands all the nuances of the Shammy force.  This is probably because he's seen Star Wars a gazillion time.
BRENT SHAMMY
Brent is the hungriest Shammy and, while this often distacts him from anything around him, he always seems to save the day in the end.
ROB SHAMMY
Rob is the only Shammy who doesn't always have his jacket done up.  This shows you that he is the wildest and most carefree Shammy.  His tendenacy to go to the Dark Side is outweighed the fact that he, along with Craig Shammy, write, film, direct and do everything else with all the films.
THE SHAMMY MASTER
Shammy Master has trained all the Shammy Boys since 1950 when the Boys were created to combat the evil-doers who had burned the original St. Pat's to the ground.  She will use any method she can to teach the ways of the Shammy Force and Biology.  But we almost forgive her for the Biology...
YOUNG SHAMMY MASTER
Even when the Shammy Master was young she was giving sage advice to the Shammy Boys.  Of course it was a frustrating then as it is now...
YOUNG ROB SHAMMY
Young Rob Shammy often had his coat done up.  Obviously, he had yet to learn his wild and carefree jacket-open ways.
YOUNG FRASER SHAMMY
Young Fraser Shammy already shows glimpses of his later self with his characteristic flair and team-first attitude.
YOUNG CRAIG SHAMMY
Young Craig, although the smallest, displays the gumption and go-get em attitude that will forge him into one of the Shammy Boys.
YOUNG BRENT SHAMMY
We are given a rare glimpse of Brent when he was not addicted to Kit Kats.  It is an amazing psychological study in youth before addiction.  Ummm, and he's gonna be a good Shammy Boy and all that jazz too...